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Mar. 6th, 2006 12:59 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
lotusbiosmDear Jake Gyllenhaal:
We all knew you weren't going to win the Oscar. However, if you are sad about it and need to be consoled, I am an excellent hugger and would be happy to console you in person. The beautiful blue-eyed babies we would make together would also surely brighten up the dark moments in your life.
Much Love,
Me
We all knew you weren't going to win the Oscar. However, if you are sad about it and need to be consoled, I am an excellent hugger and would be happy to console you in person. The beautiful blue-eyed babies we would make together would also surely brighten up the dark moments in your life.
Much Love,
Me
