no, that's not a baby

[lotusbiosm]

I forgot about my funny story from yesterday! I went to class, taking Chocolate (the bear) with me. On the way there, I had him wrapped up in my sweatshirt, with the hood over his head. For those of you who've not met him, he fits on my hip very nicely, so that's how I was carrying him. I had him resting on my lap/chest at the beginning of class, and two different people thought it was a baby. I worry (not really) that people on the Metro may have also thought this and thought that I was the worst mother in the area, since I was reading the paper and listening to my headphones. On the way back to the Metro, I wore my sweatshirt, but one of my professors saw me and from a distance also thought he was a baby, from the way I was holding him. I also think plenty of people on the Metro must have thought it was odd to see a grown woman carrying a teddy bear on the train.
Also, they were handing out free Ben and Jerry's novelty bars on campus, so that was cool.

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[drdeadringer.livejournal.com]

Stand By For Powerful Statement:
It's... what people want to see that's important.

Anywas. Horray for having a baby whilst skipping highly orgasmic sex, nine months of pregnancy and 56 hours of giving birth.

Ok, so the 56 hours of giving birth was just the woman from my church. You really should have heard how I read that to everyone from the pulpit. "Blah and Blah gave birth to blah blah..." [lowers head to look like Wolverine] "... after fifty... six... hours... of labour."

B&J?

[(Anonymous)]

I am very jealous of the ice cream. :) I just thought you should know.

--Erica