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[lotusbiosm]

What kind of disease are you? lotusbiosm:
lotusbiosm is caused by alien mind control rays.	lotusbiosm disease causes one to lose his/her left eye. To cure lotusbiosm, successfully take over the free world.
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What kind of disease are you? Evelyn:
Evelyn is caused by Satan.	Evelyn disease causes a constant lack of clothing. The cure for Evelyn is to act like you're in a bad action film starring Mel Gibson.
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