WTF Universe?
Mar. 9th, 2006 11:03 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
lotusbiosmDear Universe:
As I see it, there are three potential explanations for the crap I've had thrown at me lately (and I mean the past six months, not just this week).
1) You are preparing to give me something scrumptiously wonderous, but must create cosmic balance. This is the darkness before the dawn. I sincerely hope that this is the case.
2) There has been so much good stuff that has happened to me that this is simply the cosmic scale balancing out. This, I can handle, so long as it doesn't go on too long or become too extreme.
3) I am being punished for bad things I have done. This is karma coming back to bite me on the ass to punish me for a number of things. If this is the case, let me say that I fully acknowledge that I have sinned in my words and in my deeds, in what I have done and in what I have failed to do, and I'm sorry. You know that I'm sorry. Seriously, I don't need to be punished, I get it. And also, I would like to add that if punishment is required by the laws of the universe, may I remind you that I have migraines? Does that not count?
Sincerely,
Evelyn
Also, FYI to my beloved readers, my phone is broken. So you cannot call me.
As I see it, there are three potential explanations for the crap I've had thrown at me lately (and I mean the past six months, not just this week).
1) You are preparing to give me something scrumptiously wonderous, but must create cosmic balance. This is the darkness before the dawn. I sincerely hope that this is the case.
2) There has been so much good stuff that has happened to me that this is simply the cosmic scale balancing out. This, I can handle, so long as it doesn't go on too long or become too extreme.
3) I am being punished for bad things I have done. This is karma coming back to bite me on the ass to punish me for a number of things. If this is the case, let me say that I fully acknowledge that I have sinned in my words and in my deeds, in what I have done and in what I have failed to do, and I'm sorry. You know that I'm sorry. Seriously, I don't need to be punished, I get it. And also, I would like to add that if punishment is required by the laws of the universe, may I remind you that I have migraines? Does that not count?
Sincerely,
Evelyn
Also, FYI to my beloved readers, my phone is broken. So you cannot call me.
