Things every Geek knows:

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Never grant the Chancellor Emergency Powers.
Never tell anyone whom you suspect of possessing magical powers your true name.
When in trouble, a wisecrack or corny joke is always appropriate.
In the future, all women will have fabulous bodies, and wear tight unitards that show them off. Men will pretty much stay the same.
Sometimes he's in love with his ship, sometimes he's just afraid of commitment.
A good second in command is more valuable than all the weapons in the world.
A good chief engineer is more valuable than a fast ship.
Knowing your alignment is important. It helps you know what to do.
Knowing what world you're in is even more important. The genre will help you predict the ending.
Lightsabers rank among the top ten coolest things ever.
Never underestimate the little guy.
It's just a flesh wound!
Just because something is fictional, doesn't mean it doesn't exist.
Just because someone's fictional doesn't mean you can't have a crush on them.
Aliens have British accents.
The Romans had British accents.
If the good guy has an American accent, the bad guys will have British ones.
Anyone with even the slightest bit of experience can work an alien computer or fly an alien ship.