I need to know

I need to know if Harry dies. I need to know if Snape is evil. I need to know if Neville and Luna hook up. I just need to know. And I could find out by reading the spoilers that are all over the damn internet. But I don't want to, I want to read the damn book. But I'm stuck at work. Now, work is good because that's how I can afford a book, but I'm cranky.

If you spoil me, I will end you. I am disabling comments just to remove the temptation.
I will tell you when I have finished it, and we can discuss.