Dear FCC

[lotusbiosm]

I already have a digital TV and a digital antenna and get digital channels. In fact, I'm usually watching digital channels when I see the incredibly annoying commercials reminding me that TV's going digital in Feb. Which you've been showing since last Feb.
I get it. And I'm prepared. And I'm about to see if I can throw my antenna at your building.

Just sayin'.

Comments

[drdeadringer.livejournal.com]

I wonder if you could make a Digital Death Ray from the antenna, the obvious upgrade to Tesla's [analogue] Death Ray.

The digital version turns you into 0's and 1's a la The Matrix + SG-1 Replicators.