Note to Self:
When you mention loudly and repeatedly that you want something, be very certain that you want it now, because the Universe, while very generous in its granting of your wishes, will not always get the part about you wanting those things at some either specific or vague point in the future.
Note to Universe:
While I appreciate how awesome you have been to me and the various and sundry wishes that I have been granted, it would be very nice if you would consider the timing aspect of certain things in the future. I don't mean to complain or sound ungrateful, but in life, as in comedy, timing is everything.