Dear April

April Showers bring May Flowers. I am content to have rain in April. That is the natural order of things.
Thunderstorms? Are best reserved for July and August. As is the heat and humidity.
I should not feel gross and sticky when I am wearing nothing and have the windows open.

Mother Nature could at least have the courtesy to wait until the AC kicked on in the building...

(This, btw, is part of why I need a new job, because this whole "wool pants" thing really isn't working for me anymore)